Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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