He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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