If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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