just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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