yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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