Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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