I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Your tits are I can't wait for
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
someone owes me an orgasm
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just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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