Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Randomize
