dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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