haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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