Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
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we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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