I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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