Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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