I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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