i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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