Sry I called you an 8
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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