A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Randomize
