dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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