More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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