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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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