just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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