i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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