I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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