i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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