People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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