We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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