i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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