i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
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Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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