She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize