Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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