please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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