she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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