farters have to be the big spoon...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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