Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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