Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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