Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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