Buhtt sex?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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