Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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