Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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