Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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