this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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