I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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