Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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