How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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