woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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