Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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