My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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