I'm really into asian looking animals
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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