im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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