living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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