I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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