This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Randomize
