I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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