I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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