would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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