using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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