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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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