what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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