She announced her abortion via fbk
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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