I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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